Why would you do this

"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24) 07/24/2019 at 17:27 • Filed to: None

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Who buys a ram in 2000 and says I’m just gonna store it in a garage for forever

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MonkeePuzzle > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:31

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becuase could you imagine being seen in public in that thing!?

like riding a scooter

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:31

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I don’t know, but for some reason I want it. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:35

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It yellow

MultiplaOrgasms > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:35

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That thing is wayy too dope for the general public.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:41

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Imagine if they had just opened an IRA back then instead...

MonkeePuzzle > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:47

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becuase it’s such a bright yellow having it out in the world would contribute  to global warming

DanZman > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:49

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Probably an old guy who shortly after fell ill and then took another 20yrs to die.

jimz > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 17:51

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if that thing was a 2500 with the Cummins it’d fetch a really good price.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/24/2019 at 18:23

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You want it so it cAN TAKE YOU TO FLAVORTOWN, BROTHA!

boredalways > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 18:25

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Didn't this era of Doge trucks have weak diffs?

dogisbadob > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 18:36

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Doing that is stupid , but the yellow truck itself is awesome

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/24/2019 at 18:52

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https://youtu.be/rIGWpYGATnY

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/24/2019 at 18:57

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No, seriously, have you seen his garage?

Could be you someday....You’re halfway there- you have a yellow vette.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/24/2019 at 19:02

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But you are also on the same road. 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/24/2019 at 19:06

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Naaaaaahhhh, it’s different for me since I have a hatchback. Now, if I was to suddenly find an interest in one other yellow car/bike then we’d be onto something.

Wait.....What color was that magna I wanted to look at?

...

Gerry197 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 19:40

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Maybe more of a situational thing as opposed to being done on purpose.  Maybe someone bought it and for some reason it ended up not being used or stored for reasons other than selling it for later. 

Ssfancyfresh > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 19:43

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Beautiful. Stunning. Perfect.

Will evaporate  in a cloud of orange dust 18 minutes after the deal is closed. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 20:22

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NOS truck, only needs new rubber everything 

subexpression > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 20:26

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Too much cab.

T he listing says it was in a place named “Country Auto Center”, which sounds like a car dealership . It was probably a display piece in their showroom or something similar .

facw > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 20:39

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Well you know after 2003 he was probably getting mocked for it:

(yeah it’s a Silverado, and yeah it has flames, but still...)

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > boredalways 07/24/2019 at 20:57

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The weakness of this generation was that they turned into orange dust within 30 seconds of entering a state adjacent to a state that sees snow.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 21:35

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Baywatch on steroids?? 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 21:55

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S omeone with too many cars. I've got to be honest, I forgot I owned a Jetta for a few weeks. It can happen. 

DipodomysDeserti > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 22:50

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Says it sat at a dealer the whole time. I guess it’s really hard to sell a giant yellow truck.

M.T. Blake > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/24/2019 at 23:13

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I wouldn’t drive it either being painted that color. 

kanadanmajava1 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/25/2019 at 05:44

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I’m guessing that it was a display vehicle at the dealer when those things were new. Maybe the owner just liked and kept it despite the model became obsolete?

I’m not a big fan of pickups but I kinda like it.

kanadanmajava1 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/25/2019 at 05:44

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I’m guessing that it was a display vehicle at the dealer when those things were new. Maybe the owner just liked and kept it despite the model became obsolete?

I’m not a big fan of pickups but I kinda like it.

Pickup_man > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/25/2019 at 09:25

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Gib to Pickup_man.

More trucks need to be yellow, this is undeniable.